{"id":1277,"date":"2024-08-01T16:32:19","date_gmt":"2024-08-01T16:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/?p=1277"},"modified":"2024-08-02T20:53:13","modified_gmt":"2024-08-02T20:53:13","slug":"enerji-emici-insanlarin-ortak-ozellikleri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/enerji-emici-insanlarin-ortak-ozellikleri\/","title":{"rendered":"Enerji Emici \u0130nsanlar\u0131n Ortak \u00d6zellikleri"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Hepimiz hayat\u0131m\u0131zda enerji emici insanlarla kar\u015f\u0131la\u015fm\u0131\u015f\u0131zd\u0131r, bu emicilerin kendi enerjisi olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 gibi ba\u015fkalar\u0131n\u0131n enerjilerini de emmesiyle bilinirler, gelin hep birlikte bu enerji emici insanlar\u0131n ortak \u00f6zelliklerini inceleyelim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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* daha tan\u0131\u015f\u0131rken emiclerler;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– aaaa senin ya\u015f\u0131n o kadar var m\u0131 ya?! (vah vaaah tonlamas\u0131)
– nerelisin, xli mi, hmm anlad\u0131m… (\u0131yyy tonlamas\u0131)
– y’den mi mezunsun hmm… (ay g\u00f6t\u00fcm tonlamas\u0131)
– burcun ne? x mi? o biraz \u015fey… *<\/a><\/sup>
– yeni mi ta\u015f\u0131nd\u0131n\u0131z, burada ya\u015famak zordur, bin y\u0131l ge\u00e7se al\u0131\u015famazs\u0131n\u0131z. (burada yabanc\u0131lar\u0131 sevmeyiz<\/a> tonlamas\u0131)
– evli de\u011fil misin, hi\u00e7 mi evlenmedin, \u00e7ocu\u011fun da m\u0131 yok, hi\u00e7 mi yok? (ay yaz\u0131\u0131\u0131k tonlamas\u0131)
– e\u015fin yurtd\u0131\u015f\u0131nda m\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor, uzak mesafe ili\u015fkisi zor yani ben diyeyim… (ke\u015fke bo\u015fansan tonlamas\u0131)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* selamla\u015f\u0131rken emerler;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– g\u00fcnayd\u0131n, hay\u0131rd\u0131r bi’ solgun g\u00f6rd\u00fcm seni.
– aaa selam, sen kilo mu ald\u0131n?
– naber, g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmeyeli sa\u00e7lar\u0131 a\u011fartm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n bro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* konu\u015furken emerler;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– ee anlat sen h\u00e2l\u00e2 i\u015fsiz misin?
– sen daha evlenmedin mi, neden?
– \u00e7ocuk sahibi olma zamanlar\u0131n ge\u00e7iyor fark\u0131ndas\u0131n de\u011fil mi?
– hani i\u015fin maa\u015f\u0131n iyi de d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnsene daha emeklili\u011fine 84575 sene var.
– yaz tatilli plan\u0131n yok mu, neden yok, hayat\u0131 \u0131skal\u0131yorsun.
– eltimden \u00e7ok \u00e7ekiyorum bak tekrar anlatay\u0131m… (x1500 kez)
– u\u00e7an ku\u015ftan nefret ediyorum (k\u00fcf\u00fcr\/beddua x3500 doz)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* i\u015flerini yaparken emerler;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00f6\u011fretmen\/hoca (ilk g\u00fcn): “siz \u015fimdi bu s\u0131ralara umut dolu oturdunuz, g\u00fczel g\u00fcnler g\u00f6rece\u011finizi san\u0131yorsunuz ama g\u00fcn\u00fcn\u00fcz\u00fc g\u00f6receksiniz!” *<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n\n\n\n

terzi: “pa\u00e7a boyunu yanl\u0131\u015f ald\u0131m sand\u0131m ama do\u011fruymu\u015f, pantolonun yar\u0131s\u0131na bo\u015fa para vermi\u015fsin yaz\u0131\u0131h.” *<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n\n\n\n

taksici: “trafi\u011fe bak, ya\u015fanmaz bu \u015fehirde be abla (x1000 kez)” *<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n\n\n\n

* bir \u015feyi be\u011fenirken, tebrik ederken, iyi dileklerde bulunurken bile emiklerler;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– s\u0131navda x’i kazanm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n tebrik ederim ama iki soru yapan herkes oray\u0131 kazan\u0131yor zaten.
– sizin o\u011flan hukuk kazanm\u0131\u015f kutlar\u0131m ama ta\u015fra \u00fcniversitesi i\u015fte yani…
– yeni ta\u015f\u0131nm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n\u0131z, ho\u015f geldiniz ama buras\u0131 \u015fehre uzak, i\u015fe gidip gelemezsiniz, uyum sa\u011flayamazs\u0131n\u0131z ben diyeyim…
– yeni araba alm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n, hay\u0131rl\u0131 olsun ama o modelin g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcn \u00fcst\u00fcnde ka\u015f\u0131 var ya, x alsan daha iyiydi…
– tebrik ederim ni\u015fanlanm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n, bekarl\u0131k sultanl\u0131k bitti, bittin sen abi…
– e\u015finle \u00e7ok yak\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsunuz ama biraz k\u0131ro gibi bi tipi var sanki cnm bilemiyorum…
– neyse ya senin i\u015fin zor, kolay gelsin sana, hadi sen bak i\u015fine… ( “i\u015f\u00e7isin sen i\u015f\u00e7i kal<\/a>” tonlamas\u0131)
– tak\u0131 yap\u0131yorsun iyi ho\u015f da satmad\u0131ktan sonra hi\u00e7bir manas\u0131 yok yani, zaman kayb\u0131.
– v\u00fccut yap\u0131yorsun ama o kaslar ilerde hep p\u00f6rs\u00fcyecek bro.
– kilo vermi\u015fsin, fit olmu\u015fsun ama bu sefer de \u00e7ocuk gibi g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcyorsun cnm yha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* ama\u00e7 emerler;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– kursa neden gidiyorsun ki, x \u00f6\u011frenip n’ap\u0131can?
– bu ya\u015ftan sonra neden ikinci \u00fcniversiteye ba\u015flad\u0131n ki, mezun olup n’ap\u0131can, gidip evlensene sen.
– dilini bilmedi\u011fin bir \u00fclkeye yerle\u015fmen, al\u0131\u015fman falan \u00e7ok zor assssssla yapamazs\u0131n. (s’deki y\u0131lan t\u0131slamas\u0131)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* heves emerler;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– bo\u015funa ko\u015fu band\u0131 alma, iki kulland\u0131ktan sonra elbise ask\u0131s\u0131 oluyor.
– \u00e7ocu\u011fa piyano alma, kesin iki ders sonra hevesi ge\u00e7er kal\u0131r \u00f6yle.
– bu ya\u015ftan sonra yabanc\u0131 dil \u00f6\u011frenemezsin art\u0131k ge\u00e7mi\u015f olsun. hem swahilice’yi n’ap\u0131can b\u0131rak yaa…
– sevgililer g\u00fcn\u00fc, y\u0131lba\u015f\u0131, anneler g\u00fcn\u00fc, babalar g\u00fcn\u00fc, do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fc falan bunlar hep t\u00fcketim \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131, gayet de do\u011fruyu s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum bla bla bla. (hi\u00e7bir \u015fey kutlama, e\u011flenme, ke\u015fke \u00f6lsen)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* ge\u00e7mi\u015f emerler;<\/strong>

<\/strong>– i\u015fte bak ben demi\u015ftim<\/a> eskiden v\u0131d\u0131 v\u0131d\u0131… (x100)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* gelecek emerler;<\/strong>
– diyete ba\u015flam\u0131\u015fs\u0131n ama ke\u015fke \u00fcniversite s\u0131nav\u0131ndan sonra kilo verseydin, \u015fimdi s\u0131nav stresiyle geri alacaks\u0131n bak g\u00f6r, dediydi dersin…
– spora ba\u015flam\u0131\u015fs\u0131n ama derslerini aksat\u0131rs\u0131n, gelece\u011fine m\u00e2l olur, ben diyeyim…
– kas yapm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n ama sporu biraz b\u0131raksan hemen s\u00f6ner bro…
– bak g\u00f6r her \u015fey \u00e7ok a\u015f\u0131r\u0131 daha k\u00f6t\u00fcye gidecek, \u015f\u00f6yle olacak b\u00f6yle olacak, \u00e7ok mant\u0131kl\u0131 konu\u015fuyorum ben yani… (x100)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* hayal d\u00fcnyas\u0131 pembe baloncu\u011funu bile emiklerler, bak\u0131n\u0131z ad\u0131 \u00fcst\u00fcnde “hayal” yani.
– olm o k\u0131za bak\u0131yorsun ama o sana hayatta bakmaz, dost ac\u0131 s\u00f6yler. *<\/a><\/sup>*<\/a><\/sup>
– disneyland’ta \u00e7ayc\u0131 bile olamazs\u0131n bi’ kere yabanc\u0131 dilin yok ki. *<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n\n\n\n

* emi\u015f bahanesi olarak hi\u00e7bir f\u0131rsat\u0131 ka\u00e7\u0131rmazlar;
<\/strong>– offf havaya bak \u00e7ok kapal\u0131 yaa, kapkaranl\u0131k bir g\u00fcn, \u00e7ok k\u00f6t\u00fc\u00fc…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

bu tip c\u00fcmle ve tav\u0131rlarla kar\u015f\u0131dakinin modunu a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 \u00e7ekmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rlar ki kendi modlar\u0131 ve enerjileri g\u00f6rece \u00fcst\u00fcn kals\u0131n.
\u00fcstelik bunu yapt\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 da inkar ederler. \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc tepeden bak\u0131nca a\u015fa\u011f\u0131da g\u00f6rd\u00fcklerini a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 \u00e7ekmeyi “a\u015fa\u011f\u0131lamak”tan saymazlar*<\/a><\/sup>, en do\u011fal \u015fey olarak g\u00f6r\u00fcrler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* en tipik \u00f6zellikleri iyi g\u00fcn dostu olmakt\u0131r.<\/strong>

<\/strong>iyi g\u00fcn\u00fcn\u00fczde dibinizden ayr\u0131lmazlar. \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc iyi enerji, onlar i\u00e7in tam emmelik \u015fahane bir kaynakt\u0131r.
k\u00f6t\u00fc g\u00fcn\u00fcn\u00fczde ise tahmin edebilece\u011finiz \u00fczere toz olurlar. \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc emebilecekleri kadar fazla enerjinizin olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilirler.
dert anlatmak veya somut yard\u0131m istemek i\u00e7in de\u011fil sadece havadan sudan konu\u015fup birka\u00e7 dakika kafa da\u011f\u0131tmak i\u00e7in selam verdi\u011finizde bile ka\u00e7acak delik ararlar, “sen \u015fu zor g\u00fcnlerini atlat, sonra konu\u015furuz tmm m\u0131 cnm kib bye<\/a>” deyip uzakla\u015f\u0131rlar mesela. zira emilecek enerjiniz, s\u00f6m\u00fcr\u00fclecek nimetiniz yoksa sizinle i\u015fleri yok demektir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00f6te yandan k\u00f6t\u00fc g\u00fcnde “\u00e7ok k\u00f6t\u00fc g\u00f6rd\u00fcm seni, dobarla kendini, \u015f\u00f6yle yap b\u00f6yle yap (istifa et\/evlen\/bo\u015fan\/ta\u015f\u0131n vs.), d\u00fcnya turuna \u00e7\u0131k, sahil kasabas\u0131na yerle\u015f,” falan diye \u00f6nce negatif girip sonra abuk pozitif \u00f6\u011f\u00fct verenler de var, onlar enerji emici mi gaz verici mi belli de\u011fil, daha ziyade alayc\u0131 gibi duruyorlar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* mant\u0131kl\u0131 ve ger\u00e7ek\u00e7i a\u00e7\u0131klamalar yaparken asla olumlu ve yap\u0131c\u0131 bir \u00fcslup kullanmazlar.
bulunduklar\u0131 pozisyon ve sahip olduklar\u0131 g\u00fcce g\u00f6re sadece bireylerin enerjisini emmekle kalmay\u0131p gruplar\u0131n, topluluklar\u0131n enerjisini de d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrebilirler. \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc maksatlar\u0131 yap\u0131c\u0131l\u0131k de\u011fil y\u0131k\u0131c\u0131l\u0131kt\u0131r. herkesi ve her \u015feyi y\u0131karak kendi i\u00e7 y\u0131k\u0131kl\u0131klar\u0131na e\u015fitlemek isterler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00f6rnekler \u00e7o\u011falt\u0131labilir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hepimiz hayat\u0131m\u0131zda enerji emici insanlarla kar\u015f\u0131la\u015fm\u0131\u015f\u0131zd\u0131r, bu emicilerin kendi enerjisi olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 gibi ba\u015fkalar\u0131n\u0131n enerjilerini de emmesiyle bilinirler, gelin hep birlikte bu enerji emici insanlar\u0131n ortak…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1353,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tespitler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1277"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1379,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions\/1379"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/1353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}