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<\/figure>\n\n\n\n* kendini be\u011fenmi\u015flik:
lap top ba\u015f\u0131na oturan garfield kendi kendine m\u0131r\u0131ldanmaya ba\u015flar;
– bilgisayar harika bir \u015fey.
– mesela…
– kapat\u0131nca muhte\u015fem yans\u0131mam\u0131 g\u00f6rebiliyorum \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n
* memnuniyetsizlik;
evde can\u0131 s\u0131k\u0131lan garfield bah\u00e7eye \u00e7\u0131kar ve etrafa bak\u0131n\u0131r;
– hmm g\u00fcne\u015fli bir g\u00fcn. hi\u00e7 r\u00fczgar yok, s\u0131cakl\u0131k da harika.
sonra eve somurtarak d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde sahibi jon merak eder;
– neden surat\u0131n as\u0131k garfield?
– \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc \u015fikayet edebilece\u011fim bir \u015fey bulamad\u0131m \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n\n\n\n
* bencillik, yalanc\u0131l\u0131k;
arkada\u015f\u0131 fare, garfield’\u0131n yan\u0131na gelip sorar;
-biraz peyniriniz var m\u0131?
garfield buzdolab\u0131na bakmak i\u00e7in mutfa\u011fa gider ve dolaptaki peynirin hepsini a\u011fz\u0131na t\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131p d\u00f6ner.
– yok. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n
* nefret modu: * tembellik: * oburluk: * inkar: * -m\u0131\u015f gibi yapmak: * \u00fc\u015fenge\u00e7lik: * kendinden ba\u015fka kimseyi umursamamak: * depresiflik: * karars\u0131zl\u0131k: * dengesizlik: * trip trip trip: garfield’\u0131n triplerinden b\u0131kan jon, k\u0131rk y\u0131lda bir ayar vermeye kalkar; * k\u00f6t\u00fcmserlik: * s\u00f6z dinlememek, hatta s\u0131rf ba\u015fkas\u0131n\u0131n dedi\u011fini yapm\u0131\u015f olmamak i\u00e7in kendi i\u00e7 sesinin dedi\u011fini bile yapmamak: * haz\u0131rc\u0131l\u0131k, \u00e7\u0131karc\u0131l\u0131k, insan kullanmak: * ac\u0131mas\u0131z ger\u00e7ek\u00e7ilik: \u00f6zele\u015ftiride ac\u0131mas\u0131z ger\u00e7ek\u00e7ilik: * ayarc\u0131l\u0131k: * kedilik, uzanamad\u0131\u011f\u0131 ci\u011fere murdar demek<\/a>, k\u0131skan\u00e7l\u0131k: * konfor alan\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kmamak, uyan\u0131kl\u0131k: * a\u00e7 g\u00f6zl\u00fcl\u00fck: bu hayvan uzun entry’imi, garfield tarz\u0131 smiley<\/a> koyarak bitiriyorum. bitirmeyebilirim de… \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc garfield tarz\u0131 karars\u0131zl\u0131k ve i\u015fsizlik bunu gerektirirsdf. *<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n\n\n\n kaynak: <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" en berbat \u00f6zelliklerin en tatl\u0131 birle\u015fimi olan efsane. \u00e7e\u015fitli maceralarla a\u00e7\u0131klamak gerekirse \u015f\u00f6yle => * kendini be\u011fenmi\u015flik:lap top ba\u015f\u0131na oturan garfield kendi kendine m\u0131r\u0131ldanmaya ba\u015flar;–…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1397,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cizgi-karakterler","category-tespitler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1396"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1410,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396\/revisions\/1410"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/1397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pandayavrusu.com.tr\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
garfield sinirli ve uykulu halde m\u0131r\u0131ldan\u0131r;
– bug\u00fcn pazartesi. koskoca bir hafta pazartesiyle ba\u015fl\u0131yor. pazartesilerden nefret ediyorum*<\/a><\/sup>. ke\u015fke takvimlerde pazartesi diye bir g\u00fcn hi\u00e7 olmasa…
garfield’\u0131n dile\u011fi bir anda ger\u00e7ek olur, ortal\u0131kta sihir bulutlar\u0131 ve duvar takvimleri u\u00e7u\u015fur, pazartesi yapraklar\u0131 puf diye yok olur ve ekranda yine garfield belirir;
– \u015fimdi de koskoca bir hafta sal\u0131 g\u00fcn\u00fcyle ba\u015fl\u0131yor… sal\u0131lardan nefret ediyorum \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield s\u0131rt\u00fcst\u00fc uzanm\u0131\u015f i\u00e7 sesiyle m\u00fccadele etmektedir;
– i\u00e7imden bir ses kalk spor yap diyor.
sadece kafas\u0131n\u0131 kald\u0131r\u0131p halsizce bakar ve tekrar yatar;
– neyse sustu…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield bir kavanoz dolusu kurabiyeyi mideye indirmi\u015ftir. son kalan bir taneyi de l\u00fcpletmek \u00fczereyken sahibi jon onu uyar\u0131r;
– yeter art\u0131k garfield, biraz daha yersen \u00f6leceksin.
garfield hi\u00e7 istifini bozmadan kurabiyeyi a\u011fz\u0131na atar ve g\u00fcl\u00fcmser;
– \u00f6lmedim \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield her zamanki gibi yat\u0131\u015ftayken sahibi jon gelip sarar;
– \u00e7ok tembelsin garfield.
garfield tabii ki cevab\u0131 yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r;
– tembel de\u011filim… stabilim \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield, bo\u015f bo\u015f otururken aniden “me\u015fgulm\u00fc\u015f gibi yapay\u0131m” der ve bilgisayar\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na ge\u00e7ip bo\u015f bo\u015f oturmaya devam eder…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield, pofidik yast\u0131\u011f\u0131na sar\u0131lm\u0131\u015f yat\u0131yorken sahibi jon odaya girip y\u0131lba\u015f\u0131 a\u011fac\u0131n\u0131 i\u015faret eder;
– neredeyse mart ay\u0131 bitiyor, gel \u015funu toparlay\u0131p kald\u0131ral\u0131m art\u0131k garfield.
– aral\u0131kta tekrar kurmayacak m\u0131y\u0131z zaten, kals\u0131n \u00f6yle…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
sahibi jon, garfield’a g\u00f6n\u00fcl koymu\u015ftur;
– garfield, do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fc unuttun \ud83d\ude41
– unutmad\u0131m ki… umursamad\u0131m \ud83d\ude42
(bkz: unutulan do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fc mazeretleri\/#19967136<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield, patisini yana\u011f\u0131na koymu\u015f kara kara d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrken yan\u0131na sahibi jon gelir;
– keyifsiz g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcyorsun garfield. n’oldu? s\u0131k\u0131ld\u0131n m\u0131? ac\u0131kt\u0131n m\u0131? yoksa uykun mu var?
– bir tanesini mi se\u00e7ebiliyoruz sadece? \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield bir yandan yatarken bir yandan da d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmektedir;
– yatmaya devam m\u0131 etsem, kalk\u0131p bir \u015feyler mi yesem, televizyonda sevdi\u011fim program\u0131 m\u0131 seyretsem, n’apsam?
– …
– off hayat\u0131mda bu kadar \u00e7ok strese ne gerek var?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield a\u015f\u0131r\u0131 mutlu, enerjik ve ne\u015feli haliyle hoplay\u0131p z\u0131plamaktad\u0131r;
– heyooo kontrolden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131mmm, \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131nca \u015feyler yap\u0131yorumm!
– peki yapaca\u011f\u0131m bir sonraki \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131nca \u015fey ne??
– (ve aniden yat\u0131\u015fa ge\u00e7er) zzz<\/a>…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
pencereye yap\u0131\u015fan garfield, d\u0131\u015far\u0131 bak\u0131p g\u00fcl\u00fcmseyerek hayk\u0131r\u0131r;
– beni \u00f6zledin mi d\u00fcnya? \ud83d\ude42
bir cevap duyamay\u0131nca somurtarak m\u0131r\u0131ldan\u0131r;
– ben de seni \u00f6zlememi\u015ftim zaten! (h\u0131h).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– \u015funu bilmelisin ki d\u00fcnya senin etraf\u0131nda d\u00f6nm\u00fcyor garfield!
garfield biraz bozulur, surat asar. jon devam eder;
– \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc \u00f6yle olsa 1 y\u0131la 365 g\u00fcn yetmezdi ahahah…
garfield ‘bunu deftere yazd\u0131m’ mealli bir surat ifadesiyle okuyucuya bakar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield surat asarak s\u00f6ylenmektedir;
– hayat berbat \ud83d\ude41
sahibi jon gelip \u00f6\u011f\u00fct verir;
– hayata daha olumlu bakmal\u0131s\u0131n garfield.
garfield bu sefer otuz iki di\u015f s\u0131r\u0131tarak konu\u015fur:
– hayat berbat \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n
yeni uyanan garfield, yorgan\u0131n\u0131n alt\u0131nda d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmektedir;
– kalksam m\u0131?
o s\u0131rada sahibi jon garfield’a seslenir;
– kalk garfield.
garfield s\u0131rf s\u00f6z dinlemi\u015f gibi olmamak i\u00e7in tekrar s\u0131zar.
– zzz…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield masada s\u0131rt\u00fcst\u00fc yatmaktayken sahibi jon da yan\u0131nda dergi okumaktad\u0131r;
– garfield bak buradaki yaz\u0131ya g\u00f6re evcil hayvanlar insanlar\u0131 rahatlat\u0131yormu\u015f.
– do\u011fru… git battaniyemi getir mesela.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ho\u015fland\u0131\u011f\u0131 k\u0131z liz’le \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir yeme\u011fin ard\u0131ndan eve d\u00f6nen jon, heyecan\u0131n\u0131 garfield’la payla\u015fmak ister;
– liz beni yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131 buldu\u011funu s\u00f6yledi \ud83d\ude42
jon’un tipine \u015f\u00f6yle bir bakan garfield yorumu yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r;
– g\u00f6zl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc evde unutmu\u015ftur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield \u00e7ekmeceleri kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rken boyuna \u00e7izgili bir ti\u015f\u00f6rt bulur. seyirciye d\u00f6nerek bir t\u00fcyo verir;
– boyuna \u00e7izgili \u015feyler giymek sizi oldu\u011funuzdan daha zay\u0131f ve uzun g\u00f6sterir.
sonra g\u00fcl\u00fcmser ve ti\u015f\u00f6rt\u00fc giyer. ard\u0131ndan kendine \u015f\u00f6yle bir bakar ve somurtur;
– sizi \u00f6yle g\u00f6sterir ama ben \u00e7izgili karpuza benzedim \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n\n\n\n
jon, “g\u0131k” modunda k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir gaz \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131ktan sonra garfield son ses ge\u011firir. jon, bu tatl\u0131 terbiyesizli\u011fin \u00fcst\u00fcne bir aforizma patlatmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rken garfield ayar\u0131 yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r;
– hayatta her \u015fey bir yar\u0131\u015fma de\u011fildir garfield!
– bunu sadece yar\u0131\u015fmay\u0131 kaybedenler s\u00f6yler \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n
jon, telefonla konu\u015ftuktan sonra garfield’\u0131 bilgilendirir;
– yar\u0131n liz’le plaja gitmeyi planlad\u0131k garfield. \u00fczg\u00fcn\u00fcm, evde biraz yaln\u0131z tak\u0131lacaks\u0131n.
– plaj… hani \u015fu \u00e7\u00f6plerin at\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 suyun kenar\u0131nda yat\u0131lan kumlu yer mi? (h\u0131h!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
jon, evin bah\u00e7esinde k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir kamp ate\u015fi yakar. bir dal par\u00e7as\u0131 bulup ucuna marshmallow \u015feker takar. sonunda yorgun bir y\u00fcz ifadesiyle ate\u015fin ba\u015f\u0131ndaki bir k\u00fct\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn \u00fcst\u00fcne oturur ve \u015fekerini k\u0131zartmaya ba\u015flar.
garfield ise evin i\u00e7inde, pencereye yak\u0131n konforlu, rahat, pufidik bir koltu\u011fun \u00fcst\u00fcnde yay\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. elindeki upuzun dal\u0131n ucuna takt\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u015fekeri pencereden d\u0131\u015far\u0131, kamp ate\u015fine do\u011fru olta gibi uzat\u0131r ve rahat\u00e7a g\u00fcl\u00fcmser;
– kamp yapmak \u00e7ok keyifli \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n
garfield, \u00f6n\u00fcnde duran minik ve k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fck kutusuna dikkat \u00e7ekerek;
– iyi \u015feyler k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck paketlerde gelir.
der ve sonra kendi boyundan b\u00fcy\u00fck bir hamburger paketini \u00f6n\u00fcne \u00e7ekerek devam eder;
– ama en iyi \u015feyler, b\u00fcy\u00fck boy paketlerde \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00fcstad (bkz: jim davis<\/a>)
eskiden tv’de yay\u0131nlanan k\u0131sac\u0131k \u00e7izgi filmlerden ak\u0131lda kald\u0131\u011f\u0131 kadar\u0131yla baz\u0131 diyaloglar.
nette, sosyal medyada, s\u00f6zl\u00fckte, eski dergilerde, orada burada g\u00f6r\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f t\u00fcrk\u00e7e ve ingilizce payla\u015f\u0131mlar.
*<\/a><\/sup><\/p>\n\n\n\n